I made a voice recording today.
And I listened to it.
And that was how I died.
Okay, seriously, does everyone sound like crap on voice recordings or is it just me? I could hear my ethnicity bleed through. And the tones I’ve only ever heard on TV. I sound like a complete mash-up of everything bad in the universe. I am not exaggerating. If I was, I would have said I sounded like the demons in The Exorcist. In fact, they kinda had a better tone than I did.
I didn’t know how awful I sounded. I apologise if I have ever spoken to you. I really do. I’m going to learn to shut up.